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$HOJAK

Wojak in Hood
Wojak in Hood
Wojak in Hood
Wojak in Hood
Wojak in Hood
Wojak in Hood
Wojak in Hood
Wojak in Hood

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Add Robinhood Chain

Download MetaMask (or any EVM wallet) and add Robinhood Chain.

Network: Robinhood Chain — Chain ID: 4663 · RPC: rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com · Explorer: Blockscout

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Bridge ETH to Robinhood

Bridge ETH onto Robinhood Chain for gas and trading.

Use a bridge like Relay or Across, then switch your wallet network to Robinhood Chain (4663).

Open Uniswap on Robinhood

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Connect to Uniswap on Robinhood Chain.

Go to app.uniswap.org, connect your wallet, and make sure Robinhood Chain is selected. Paste the $HOJAK CA, select HOJAK, and confirm when your wallet asks you to sign.

Buy $HOJAK

Swap ETH for $HOJAK on Robinhood Chain.

Zero buy/sell tax. You may still need slippage in volatile markets. Track the chart on DexScreener and verify the CA: 0x43527458f8685846A6bA59bF0D6c40Df1aFd269B.

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0x43527458f8685846A6bA59bF0D6c40Df1aFd269B

Supply: 1,000,000,000

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The Lore of Wojak in Hood

The Feels Guy

Spawned around 2009–2010 on Polish and German imageboards like Krautchan, Wojak — from the Polish word for "soldier" or "fighter" — became the greatest meme of all time. A simple MS Paint Feels Guy evolved into the internet's shared emotional language: every archetype, every red candle, every "I know that feel, bro." $HOJAK is Wojak in Hood — that same feels guy, now on Robinhood Chain. The face of retail, holding through the pain, still logging on. Meme culture meets the escape hatch to the masses. Built by nobody, for everybody.

01 — About

No roadmap to riches. No dev promising you a lambo. $HOJAK is Wojak in Hood — Wojak, the greatest meme of all time, now on Robinhood Chain. The face of every trader who ever bought the top, held the bottom, and still logged on. Meme culture meets the escape hatch to retail. Built by nobody, for everybody.
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Wojak is the greatest meme of all time. $HOJAK brings him to Robinhood Chain. We are truly all Wojak in Hood.

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millionaire simulator

You are hojak. You start with $100 and a dream. Catch every bag, dodge every rug. Miss a green one or eat a rug and it's a strike. Your bag bleeds while you sit there, so keep eating. Score = your peak bag. 3 strikes ends the run, then flex it and make the cult beat your number.
NET WORTH
$100
STATUS: NORMIE
TIME
0.0s
coin = gains · green candle = pump · red candle / rug = STRIKE · 3 strikes = run over · score = peak bag · move: ← → / A D / mouse / touch
MILLIONAIRE SIMULATOR
catch the bags, dodge the rugs, make it or cope.
MILLIONAIRE LEADERBOARDpeak bags, all time